sourcefieldmix:

what the f*ck is up internet, it’s me ray william johnson. as you can see the elder gods have fooled me again and have shrunk me to the size of a gnome. a pack of young fellows were chasing me around with sticks all morning! i ripped my trousers and dropped my sack of gold coins. can you believe that?

could you retrieve my coins and take vengeance on those boys for me, traveler? i would be in your debt. my wife and i run the inn by the river. if you do this for me your lodging will be of no cost!